plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view
"i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg"
Hello, lovely viewer, I'm Maria. I'm 17. I love anything and everything about Sherlock, Merlin, DW, Harry Potter, Hannibal, Star Trek, etc. Anyhow, welcome (^-^)
me on homeworkless nights: *stays up til three am reading mediocre fanfiction and laughing at memes*
me when i have an essay to write: *at 9 pm* oh my god…. Im just so tired…. I cant keep putting my body thru this….. This just isnt healthy i should sleep…….
please dont be ashamed of stretch marks it is proof you are growing it doesnt mean you are ugly it means youre growing into a pretty flower you are special and cute
Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]
#THIS QUOTE #IT IS SO IMPORTANT #PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS WHINING ABOUT HOW CLARA’S SOME GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ENIGMA #AND HOW UNHUMAN AND UNRELATABLE SHE IS #BUT THAT’S THE EXACT TRAP ELEVEN SETS UP AND YOU FALL RIGHT INTO IT #BUT EMMA SEES HER BRIGHT AND CLEAR #CLARA IS A PERFECTLY ORDINARY GIRL #SHE’S A NANNY OF TWO SWEET CHILDREN WHO LOST THEIR MUM JUST LIKE SHE DID #AND SHE WANTS TO TRAVEL AND SEE THE WORLD #BUT SHE’S TIED DOWN BY HER GENEROSITY AND SELFLESSNESS TOWARDS THESE CHILDREN #THE ONLY REASON SHE GOES AT ALL IS BECAUSE SHE KNOWS SHE CAN LEAVE AND COME BACK IN A MATTER OF SECONDS #THERE AIN’T NOTHING WIBBLY WOBBLY ABOUT CLARA BUT HER HUMANITY AND HER ROCKING PERSONALITY (x)
My OTP makes me go from “Oh my God, they are so cute" to "SLAM THAT BITCH AGAINST A WALL AND FUCK HIM UNTIL HE BEGS FOR MERCY”
Do you ever have that outfit you wear so often you think
"Yes, this is the outfit I’d be drawn in everyday if I was a cartoon"
Whoops my hand slipped
I’ve come to realize my actions were inappropriate, and I apologize for putting salt in an open wound.
I’m at Disneyworld and tonight in honor of robin,the magic kingdom’s firework show was named genie’s wishes,and in the end they said “genie,you’re free”
no matter what anyone says, the night before a morning where you don’t have to get up early for anything, when you can stay up as late as you want doing anything you want and can just sleep in the next day and snuggle into your covers like a little burrito, is the best kind of night in the world.
“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves
Rest In Peace Robin Williams
I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal