Decided to take a video while flying this morning.
Best. Idea. Ever.
Reminder that this actually exists in our world
THIS IS REAL
I’m gonna cry.
i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised, airplanes.
Hello, lovely viewer, I'm Maria. I'm 17. I love anything and everything about Sherlock, Merlin, DW, Harry Potter, Hannibal, Star Trek, etc. Anyhow, welcome (^-^)
“I know people think that acting is not quite the occupation of grown-ups, but it is actually the ultimate learning process: You get a multitude of experiences, all for the price of one life.”
This. This is why Harry Potter will always be one of the best things to happen. I am in tears.
i was in the car with my mum today and she stopped reversing and looks at me and was like “is that a hickey ??? On ur neck ?????? did a boy do that to u ????????? i thought u’d be alone forever on ur laptop.” the hickey was a bruise from where i accidentally shot myself in the neck with a nerf dart while trying 2 recreate a scene in star trek. my life is so pathetic even mum wants me 2 get some
stop reblogging this
plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view
"i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg"
me on homeworkless nights: *stays up til three am reading mediocre fanfiction and laughing at memes*
me when i have an essay to write: *at 9 pm* oh my god…. Im just so tired…. I cant keep putting my body thru this….. This just isnt healthy i should sleep…….
please dont be ashamed of stretch marks it is proof you are growing it doesnt mean you are ugly it means youre growing into a pretty flower you are special and cute
Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]
#THIS QUOTE #IT IS SO IMPORTANT #PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS WHINING ABOUT HOW CLARA’S SOME GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ENIGMA #AND HOW UNHUMAN AND UNRELATABLE SHE IS #BUT THAT’S THE EXACT TRAP ELEVEN SETS UP AND YOU FALL RIGHT INTO IT #BUT EMMA SEES HER BRIGHT AND CLEAR #CLARA IS A PERFECTLY ORDINARY GIRL #SHE’S A NANNY OF TWO SWEET CHILDREN WHO LOST THEIR MUM JUST LIKE SHE DID #AND SHE WANTS TO TRAVEL AND SEE THE WORLD #BUT SHE’S TIED DOWN BY HER GENEROSITY AND SELFLESSNESS TOWARDS THESE CHILDREN #THE ONLY REASON SHE GOES AT ALL IS BECAUSE SHE KNOWS SHE CAN LEAVE AND COME BACK IN A MATTER OF SECONDS #THERE AIN’T NOTHING WIBBLY WOBBLY ABOUT CLARA BUT HER HUMANITY AND HER ROCKING PERSONALITY (x)
My OTP makes me go from “Oh my God, they are so cute" to "SLAM THAT BITCH AGAINST A WALL AND FUCK HIM UNTIL HE BEGS FOR MERCY”
Do you ever have that outfit you wear so often you think
"Yes, this is the outfit I’d be drawn in everyday if I was a cartoon"